I think my head is going to explode. You know what pisses me off about the Mets? No, not the players. No, not the manager or the front office or even the front office. Not even the ushers at Shea, the connsesioners or the bathrooms in the Upper Deck. No, none of that turns my ass red. The one element of Metsdom that makes me contemplate committing a felony is METS FANS! YOU PEOPLE (not you specifically) DRIVE ME FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Â
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First, who gives a rat’s ass if the Mets are not on the back page of the newspaper? Sure it would be fabulous if today’s front page of the tabs said WORLD CHAMPION METS but it doesn’t it has pics of Joe Giradi and Don Mattingly. WHO CARES!!!!! Stop calling the assholes at WFAN and ESPN 1050 crying that the Mets are second class citizens. BOO-FUCKING- HOO. You idiots are laying right into the hands of the Highlander Gestapo in this town that have brained washed you into thinking the Mets as a team and you as a Mets fan are not worthy to even exist. The Highlanders are the Bush Administration just a bunch of fucking bullies that use scare tactics to govern and we Mets fans are the Democratic Party who are afraid to stand up and fight. Well I’m tired of it and take this as me putting my size 10 ½ Chuck Taylor in your ass’s.
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And another thing, stop with the Mets should get A-Rod retoric. Not one of you fuckers have said the magic words when it comes to A-Rod joining the Mets, “HE MAKES US A WINNING TEAM†All I hear is how much money he’ll bring in for the Skill Sets and SNY. WHO GIVES A SHIT. All I care about is bringing in winning players and Alex Rodriguez does not fit that bill. Have you guys read some of this shit? “Well, we can move David Wright to second base or first base or outfield and trade Delgado or move Jose Reyes to second base and left A-Rod play shortâ€Â WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you serious!!!!! You want to disrupt your team, your nucleus your young guns for an over paid over pamper fucking head case who does not have a winning bone in his body who whipped out his dick and pissed all over the World Series, that’s who you want on your team? Then you guys are as pathetic as A-Rod is.
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Oh here’s a bulletin for all you deep thinkers out there; the Mets are not just a good team they are still one of the best teams in baseball and all that’s needed is a tune up and a front line pitcher (like they grow on trees) so come 2008 you just have to settles for a team with three MVP candidates, a Hall of Fame pitcher back in form after an injury a couple of young and up and coming outfielders and a team that will contend for the NL Pennant. If that’s not enough for you maybe you’re rooting for the wrong team.
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This post was written by kranepool on October 30, 2007