On The Sopranos, Carmela would look at Tony with such disdain after he’d come to bed smelling of liquor and the last trollop he’s been bedding and seethe until she’d finally snap and wanted a divorce. Of course Tony being the “Boss of Bosses” would never ever give in to a demand like that. So in order to keep his wife happy and off his back, he went a did for her the one thing in the whole world she wanted, he bought a piece of property in Jersey and gave it to her to build her spec house so she could build her real estate empire. That’s what Omar Minaya did for us Mets fans yesterday he bought us our “spec house” and his name is Johan Santana.

All fall and winter I posted here like one very grumpy blogger. First the collapse that still lingers (maybe if Omar got me a nice diamond bracelet I’d feel better) then the Milledge trade and then the Santana rumors then the Livan Hernandez, Kyle Lohse rumors and the Highlanders and BOSAWX ready to deal for Santana rumors all the fucking rumors made me crazy. I wanted Omar to wake up and smell the need for Johan Santana. Deal everyone I said I don’t care Reyes, F Mart Gomez, Seaver, Koosman, Matlack shit send me to the Twin Cities- uhhhh wait let’s not go to far- ANYTHING TO GET SANTANA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But Omar said “Ah sit tight my stupid little knee jerk reaction blogger, I have a plan, I’ll let my counterparts in the Bronx and the Fens shadow box while I come in with the knock out punch” But Omar I said ” I can’t take the suspense please please pay the price. We need Johan as much as Brittany needs panties, after the collapse all our junk is showing as well” “Relax my nit witted blogger, I’ve been in this game a long time I know what I’m doing. This Smith fellow in Minnesota has no choice as the Bronx and Boston are just posing, you’ll see. Didn’t I bring you Petey, Beltran, Delgado, and Wagner”? “Yes you did” I said “But you know me, I have no patients I want to win BADDDDDDLY” “And I don’t” replied Omar, “My ass is on the line here my friend not only do I WANT to win, I HAVE to win to stay employed” “Look, I love you. You have passion and your support for the team is unmatched but please for now on let me do my thing okay papi”? “Yes you majesty I will never doubt you again. Thank you so much for my spec house but could you throw in a right handed bat for the bench, preferably a back up first baseman? ” I know I ‘m hard to please.

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