I don’t know why I did it. I should know better, but I just so happened to stumbled upon it.  Now that I did I feel horrible. Don’t hate me folks but I must confess I listened to Mike and the Mad Dog yesterday. I know I know and I am sorry for doing it and hopefully it won’t happen again but as I turned around the radio dial while making some lunch I heard the Little Mutt (LM) and My Big Fat Obnoxious Talk Show Host (MBFOTSH) as they did their show from Phoenix talk about the Mets and our newest pitcher Johan Santana. Both of these asshats were beside themselves over this deal as they could not separated their rooting interest  from the fact that the team that is the flagship broadcast for their very boring station has just made WFAN the destination station for the summer of ’08. The best line of the day came from MBFOTSH who stated that the Mets had better sign Santana or the Skill Sets will look foolish. Now for a guy who claims to be “pals” with Omar Minaya this is about as dumb a comment out of Francesca as when he orders a Diet Coke with his Baconator and Large Fries at Wendy’s. How in the world can you be a big time sports personality in this town and make that statement? It’s not a question of if they sign Santana but for how much and how long and I’m sure that Omar and the Skill Sets have gone over what the cost will be years and money. Don’t worry MBFOTSH, the Mets won’t have the Santana presser until you and your bitch get back from the Super Bowl. Jeffy will have your chicken fingers and Diet Coke ready for you in the Diamond Club.

 

I’m surprised at Ben Shpigel I didn’t think he’d be the one drop a turd in the punch bowl.   

 

I got the horse right here his name is Paul Revere………………..

 

RHP and Brooklyn guy, Ruddy Lugo was signed by the Mets off the wavier wire from the A’s. Lugo will be paid with the spare change that falls out of Johan Santana’s pockets into the sofa cushions in the Mets clubhouse.

 

With no Italian soccer games to cover yesterday, George Vessey saw Ben Shpigel drop a turd on the punch and thought “Gee, that looks like fun” and proceed to join in the festivities.

 

And then we have Tim Marchman to make it all good again:

 

{What makes Santana so valuable to the Mets is that he isn’t just the best pitcher in baseball, but he’s also effectively replacing an unbelievably terrible no. 5 starter. This second point is really important — like most teams, the Mets gain at least as much by replacing their bad players as they do by bringing in good ones. Last year, for instance, the Mets gave 23 starts to Mike Pelfrey, Chan Ho Park, Dave Williams, Brian Lawrence, and Jason Vargas, and the five pitched 116 innings with a 7.29 ERA. If those games had instead been started by a tolerably mediocre pitcher, they would have won their division.}
 

 

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