THE FRIDAY SPEW

As you all know I’m no fan of the team in the South Bronx but today I ask you to say a prayer for Bobby Murcer.

 

Today is the unveiling of Johan Santana and the game is on SNY which means I have to hope the pizzeria on Murray St has a the game on TV during my lunch hour.

 

When D-Wright tells you to shut the fuck up well it’s time for you to shut the fuck up.

 

So let me see if I understand this, Billy Wags is a no good red ass when he threatens to knock some punk ass college kids head off for thinking about laying down a bunt in an exhibition game but Tino Martinez is coolest guy in the world because he told the kids at University of Southl Florida not to do anything stupid today when they play the Highlanders. Same thing with John Harper who writes today’s “DUH”? Column telling us that the Mets have some age on them. Thankfully Howard Mengal points out to us the Highlanders are not only aged but they are also putting a lot of their season on kid pitchers which again proves my theory of  the New York sporting media that anyone in a Highlander uniform is a future Hall of Famer and anyone in a Mets uni  is doomed to failure.

 

“PEOPLE LET ME TELL YOU ‘BOUT MY BEST FIREND. HE’S A WARM HEARTED PERSON WHO WILL LOVE ME TILL THE END”

 

A woman was arrested yesterday for beating the living daylights out of her 3 year old son in the Staten Island Malll. When I first read this story and the comment the woman made that “In her country, you were allowed to hit children” My blood pressure soared to 200 I wanted to buy this bitch a one way ticket back to wherever the fuck see came from but it turns out she was born right here in the good ol’ U S of A and lived in Puerto Rico most of her life. But what changed my mind on the woman is I see she is sick according to her husband she has been suffering from depression and he knows she needs therapy. Now my anger is towards the husband who needs a foot in his ass as he has two other children with this woman and I can bet he’s one of these so called manly men who make his wife do everything in the house and never ever helps out. This asshole knew his wife needed professional help but never assisted her in getting it. Hopefully this gutless Neanderthal will now get her the help she needs before the next call he gets is from the morgue. 

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This post was written by kranepool on February 29, 2008

2 Comments so far

  1. Eagle March 1, 2008 6:04 am

    Even when I was a little kid and learning to hate the Yankees, I had a soft spot for Murcer. I hope he’s all right, but it doesn’t look good.

  2. spodekmodek March 1, 2008 12:08 pm

    Good reality check showing showing why we should keep rabid emotions in check when thinking of opposing teams as “enemies”. In the end, most teams have the same amount of good guys and not so good guys…and all are actual people.

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