TIME FOR A PROPER BURIAL

From reading the stories about this weekend’s series with the Cheesesteakers it looks as if Jerry’s Gang really wants to burry the Collapse of ’06 and sweep the three game series from Philly. Not only would that put to rest the awful memory of last year it would also put the Mets up 6 games and put a swift kick in the balls to the Phlacid Phills.

 

Saw this on a Phillies fan site and I had to laugh it’s an exchange between Howard Stern side kick/heroin addict/fat fucking slob Artie Lang and actor Jerry O’Connell on O’Connell’s porn viewing habits:

 

{ Like so many conversations on the Stern show, Howard was asking Jerry O’Connell about his porn viewing habits. Now, just in case you aren’t hip to the celebrity gossip scene, Jerry is married to Rebecca Romijn, who is currently pregnant with twins. Because of that, the former Stand By Me fatty said he hasn’t been getting much sex from his wife lately and has turned to porno to quench his sexual needs. (I apologize if this is getting weird, but trust me, it relates to the joke.)

 

So, anyway, Jerry was explaining his particular porno fetish; which happens to be zoomed-in, up close shots of the woman’s vagina. That’s when Artie chimed in with the hopes of helping Mr. O’Connell out. He goes:

 

“You know there used to be a magazine called Assholes & Pussies? All it showed was close-ups of assholes and pussies.”

 

Jerry seemed intrigued, but then Artie continued,

 

“Well… it was about the Mets.”}

 

HA, HA you pissed stained junkie, we’ll see who the pussies are after Sunday night.

 

Joel Sherman paints a picture of seashells and balloons for the Mets, especially this moment of Schadenfreude about the Cubs pitching staff:

 

{ The Cubs, pretty much the class of the NL all year, have lost five in a row. More important they have lost top starters Carlos Zambrano and Rich Harden. Zambrano was scheduled for an MRI exam of his shoulder yesterday with his season in the balance.

 

Meanwhile, the Cubs finally conceded Harden has “discomfort” in his right shoulder. And in Harden we are talking about a pitcher who was limited to just 13 starts for Oakland in the previous two seasons because of a variety of arm problems. He is slated to start Wednesday on 11 days’ rest. We’ll see.

 

And what made the Cubs darlings to win their first World Series in a century was the depth of their rotation. The Cubs will be a different team in October if their top two starters are Ryan Dempster and Ted Lilly rather than Zambrano and Harden. }

 

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The NY Sun is damn good newspaper but like all newspapers it’s in trouble of shutting down it’s a shame but the time they are a changing and maybe the Sun will stay as a web based paper.

 

If Screamin’ A Smith had said only nerds played Fantasy Sports Games I’d have no issue but when you say only “white” nerds play it then I have a problem. Screamin’ A goes on to say that blacks have better things to do than play these games like have barbeques and socialize, which is strange because I’m as white as rice and I socialize and I even own my own barbeque grill (cause we’re movin on up……..)  it’s unfortunate that Scream A has to stoop low like this to make a point but I guess when your career is going down the toilet you do what you have to do. I like Screamin’ A’s work in the Philly Daily News covering the NBA but his work never carried over to TV and radio (could be the Screamin’ part of his act) but you know what? I’m not mad at ya S.A.S I’ll still split a bag of Cheez Doodles and bottle of grape soda with you anytime.

 

Just to prove that assholes come in all colors, ladies and gentlemen I give you Curt Schilling.

 

Last nights New York Football Giants game was a real snooze fest. The Men of Coughlin could have and should have run for about 300 yards on the Redskins. The G-Men have a stout defense that shut down the Synder’s Sad Sacks all night. Towards the end of the game I was dozing off until the last play of the game when Mathias Kiwanuka went down and was grabbing his ankle in the first OH SHIT! moment of the season. It looks like Kiwi is fine WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Click here and then scroll down, to see the pic of example of the biggest front running fans in sports. Guaranteed you will be seeing a lot of Mets caps and Mets shirts on the streets of NYC  because the Mets are about to become a “NY event” So just a warning to Highlander fans on Staten Island and in the Tribeca/SOHO area of Manhattan and the Bay Ridge/Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn I know who you people are and I know your team affiliations if I see you with Mets gear on I will go Abu Ghraib on your ass. You’ve been warned!  

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  1. Screamin’ A should do as much policing on his own race as he does on white people. Jason Whitlock does, to positive effect.

    Oh and I have enough time to BBQ, socialize at said BBQ or local tavern, hit the beach for a run and ride a few waves, play nine holes, check on my five different fantasy leagues, play strat-o-matic baseball, and then get to work on time. All he has time for is socializing and BBQs?, for shame Stephen, there’s 24 hours in a day.

    I never really dug Stern, I get him, but I’m over him. Lange wouldn’t be alive if he didn’t have that gig, so I choose to pay him no mind.

  2. James Allen says:

    Wait a sec… black people like BBQ? What’s Stephen going to do next, compare the ways whites and blacks act at the movies?

  3. I remember 1 Jackarse in a Woodhaven Blvd Bar on the Rego Park-Middle Village Border, demanding that I remove my Red Sox Cap, because he, a “Mets” Fan, says that anything with Boston is wrong and that True, Dyed In The Wool Mets Fans, root for the Yankees to honor the 1986 Mets:

    I asked him if he and Doc and Darryl have been snorting some lines;

    THAT Guy didn’t know any Mets of that time(’05). That’s how you’ll know these folks are Yankthese Fans.

  4. BTW, I have penned an Essay, over on Fenway Nation, at http://www.fenwaynation.com , writing about the Farce honoring the Closing of a 32 Year Old Toilet(As Ol’ Archibald Bunker of Sunnyside, D’ere, would say, Terlit) at West 161 ST and River Avenue, in The Bronx, known as Highlander/Lowlife Stadium:

    Shea is older than the Current Dump in The Bronx

  5. The episode of The Sopranos when all the guidos are sitting around the construction site on beach chairs and collecting money was based on the the renovation of Highlander Stadium back in the 70’s

  6. Which may explain WHY a beam collapsed inside of the 22(75?)year old ballpark home of the Highlanders, in 1998

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