You can’t help it; it’s just an affliction of watching a lot of Mets games. People who never utter a curse word in their life say it. Rabbi’s in Williamsburg who are so strict to their religion that the site of the young hipsters who have taken over their neighborhood, riding bikes and putting up billborads of sexy people that cause them outrage say it. Little kids say it and the one the holiest man it the world said it to via telephone last night.




Caller:  How are you my son it’s Benedict


KS:  POPE BENIDCIT???????????? How are you your holiest?


Pope: I am good my son I’m checking on you.


KS: One me? Why? Did you have a vision?  Am I in danger?


Pope: Well when I saw you at Highlander Stadium you know you stood out to me.


KS: <chuckling> Yes I know, it’s not everyday you get asked to bless a Billy Wagner Bobble head <chuckling>


Pope: <laughing> very true my son and I am sorry about that blessing I think it was the Deer Park water I used as I usually go with the Pellegrino water for blessings.


KS : Hey you make do with what ya got but again why are you checking on me?


Pope: We got a new DirecTV system here in the Vatican and it came with the Extra Innings package and I must say I have grown found of the NY Mets. I remembered you as a Mets blogger and I figured you would be the one to ask?


KS: What is your question your Holy Father?


Pope: The bullpen. WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


There you have it even a holy man like Benny 16 can’t control himself.


It’s not so much What the Fuck there are a few Where the Fucks in there as well. Like where the fuck is Al Reyes and Ricardo Rincon and Bobby Parnell? It looks like Brain Stokes and Luis Ayala have lost a bit of the magic dust that was on them when  the bullpen went on it best streak of the year a few weeks ago so I’m just wondering why Al Reyes and Ricardo Rincon have not been used as of yet? J-Man? Anything?


Have you seen the list of items up for sale as the going out of business sale at Shea rolls on?  Anything from sacred artifacts like World Series Banners and the retired numbers to napkin holders to men’s rooms signs are for sale but as I pursued the list and a few things I was looking for were not listed like:


The still that Casey Stengel had to make his moonshine in the manager’s office.


The alleged secret sex tape showing M. Donald Grant all over Joan Whitney Payson’ assets.


Nelson Doubleday’s liver


The leftover programs from Richie Hebner Appreciation Night


The Lorne Brown Memorial Bathroom Stall Door


The mummified corpse of Art Howe


Rick Petersons bong


Gregg Jefferies diaper bag


The mirror that Dallas Green told his players to look in


The 5 year contract the Mets were ready to give Mac Scarce


Steve Phillips’ condom stash


Fran Healy’ can of corn


Vince Coleman’ Good Guy Award


Jay Horowitz little black book of super models phone numbers he’s dated


SPOLIER ALERT: I know the ending of tonight’s Mets-Nats game STOP READING IF YOU WANT TO BE SURPRISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









The bullpen blows it.



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