DID THE SQUEEZY MAKE YOU QUEASY?

If Erik Aybar puts that bunt down, Mike Scioscia is a genius but because Aybar could not take that 2-0 fastball and drop one down as Reggie Willits was bustin’ ass down the third base line and Jason Varatek had to haul his big ass plus tools of ignorance down the third baseline to tag Williets on the butt for the out, Scioscia is now one dumb fuck. Amazing simply amazing. Was it the right call? For the Angles yes it was because that’s the way the Angels play baseball and quite frankly I love that kind of play as I also love the hit and run , the stolen base and batters who work the count to their advantage. If you say “wait a minute , there was one out so you have two shots to get Willets in from third sure you do but as I said this is the way the Angles play so it was no surprise that Scioscia called for the suicide squeeze and that missed bunt is the difference between sugar and shit.

 

Now the Angles need to take a big swig of Shut The Fuck Up.

 

The Rays are a hybrid of the 1969 and 1986 Mets. Going from the last to first with pitching, defense and timely hitting is the ’69 Mets part and take no bullshit,  charge the mound ask questions later is the ’86 component. So this series against the Old Town Team should be must watch TV this week.

 

I never thought as a proud Brooklynite I’d ever root for the Hollywood Carpet Baggers but St Joseph of Torre and his healing green tea about to make the Corky Steinbrenner look more special ed than ever and future Met Manny Ramirez taking on the Phucking Phillies  this one is easy GO BUMS!!!!!!!!!!

 

Tim Dierkes at MLB Trade Rumors has a link to 10 gallon Tracy’s column that Manny from The Heights is looking for a 5yr/$85 mil deal and speculation (as it is has the last three off seasons) Omar is ready to make the offer to the Boras Extortion Agency to hook Manny.

 

So with the financial crisis hitting our country how does this affect the sacred sanctuary of sports team, the luxury suite? According to Mets Mouth Organ David (The Lawyer) Howard there is no financial crisis:

 

   {Executives at Yankee Stadium are monitoring the economic situation but have not seen any effect, said Alice McGillion, a spokeswoman. She did not provide specific sales figures, but the luxury suites are nearly sold out, according to news reports. The same is true at the Mets’ Citi Field, said Dave Howard, the team’s executive vice president for business operations.

“Timing is a part of this,” he said. “The firms we’ve sold to haven’t had any major issues, and the people who have them realize they’ve got great value for the quality of what we’re offering here.”}

 

I, like Calcaterra, think this is a smoke screen as well, who did the Mets and the Highlanders as well, sell these dens of greed and excess too? The only guys making enough coin to buy a luxury box drink their cordials from a pimp chalice.  And who is to say that by opening day $ti Financial will still be in business? The Mets could be taking the field at Cathouse Stadium come April.

 

That’s why this financial crisis hasn’t hurt me at all as I’ve invested all my money in illegal gambling, prostitution and out of state cigarettes and I’m livin’ large!

 

 

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Comments

  1. I don’t want Manny as a Met. I don’t want any player that the Red Sox refuse to sign. (Pedro)

    Offense wasn’t a problem in 2008. The Mets ranked second behind the Cubs in Runs/per game.

    The bullpen is the #1 priority. The Mets had the worst bullpen in the National League in 2008.

  2. Manny will give us a focal point, to get our minds off two collapses. Not to mention, the difference in production from LF would be ridiculous. Manny and K-Rod as FAs, then make some trades for middle relief (1 or 2) and perhaps a starter (we can get a #3 or 4 somwhere)

    With that, we’re good to go.

  3. You must be joking says:

    Manny as a focal point?

    Yes – I agree – we’ll focus on whatever drama and grousing he would bring immediately to the team. It would begin with a request for a late check-in at spring training. It would continue with the pedro martinez/paul lo duca 20 extra lbs to celebrate the new contract.

    Voice of Reason and John Q – if you want rationale debate, this and most other Met blogs will disappoint you. Inane suggestions (including Wally Wife Beater Bachman and Lee Zero On My SATs Mazzilli as great managerial candidates and AJ I Like Nothing Better Than Kneeing My Coaches In The Balls Perzinski as a “leader”) are the norm rather than the exception here.

  4. Red Sox-Dodgers for 1st Time since 1916:

    A Battle of Wits=Torre vs Francona

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