HE CAME FROM PLANET HIRAM

If the Hiram Monserrate assault on his girlfirend was wild enough (Monserrate claims he tripped with a glass in his hand and that was what caused his squeeze face to look like a Rawlings baseball) it is now out that Hiram was given a “psychological pension” from the NYPD AND he worships  at the Church of Battlestar Gallactica.

My only hope is that some way some how Monserrate and Bernie Madoff share a cell in prison and stab each other over who fucked over the Skill Sets more. 

A big tip of the blue and orange Mets cap to Jimmy Prell for the link

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  1. David in Manhattan says:

    “My only hope is that some way some how Monserrate and Bernie Madoff share a cell in prison and stab each other over who fucked over the Skill Sets more.”

    Great line, Steve!

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