So the human wind mill Mets 3rd base coach Razor Shines has this web site thingy called 3rd abseman for life leassons or something like anyway it seem you can ask him a question and Razor sends you back an answer which is great because I know when I have a big life quaetion I alwys look to ask a guy associated with massive failure.
In that vain, Will Nunziata for the great site A Public Flogging asked Coach Shines the question:
Willzone: Razor, if you and your Uncle Jack were both working on a roof, and your Uncle slipped and was hanging off the roof by one hand, and you are the only one who could help him…Would you help your Uncle Jack off?
How could you not help your Uncle Jack off ? I mean com’on it’s your uncle for Christ sake. The real question is which hand would youuse to help your Uncle Jack off?
So Razor your answer please?Â
Razor Shines: Noooooo comment.
HEEE-HEEE by the way Do you who’s Dick Hertz ?




Ah, Steve! Mad as I am about the season, you have a great sense of humor. This post is a Steve classic!