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Viagra alternative uk One of the Mets sites I check on a regular basis is Mack’s Mets. Viagra alternative uk I checked out his latest post today and I was relived to see I’m not the only one who feels helpless every day trying to write something about the Mets.

Viagra alternative uk To tell you the truth, viagra alternative uk I pretty much sick and tired about reading about Matt Holiday, viagra alternative uk Roy Halladay , viagra alternative uk John Lackey and most of all Orlando Hudson. Viagra alternative uk Let me say this if you think O-Hudson is the answer as an up grade at second base on as a so called leader in the words of Mike Francesa “Yer Lawst”

Viagra alternative uk The more reports I read the more pessimistic I get about the 2010 season and it all comes back to the ownership/management of this team.  As Mets fans I feel we must get it through our heads that the Mets will not contend for a post season berth in 2010. Viagra alternative uk You hear people in sports say that teams take on the persona of its manager or head coach, viagra alternative uk well the Mets have taken on the persona of its ownership, viagra alternative uk weak, viagra alternative uk clueless and a lack of guts.

Viagra alternative uk You all know my distain for Jeffey Wilpon and after reading “The Road to Hockeytown” by Jimmy Devellano, viagra alternative uk my disgust about the ownership of the Mets has increased.

Viagra alternative uk For those of you are not hockey fans, viagra alternative uk Jimmy D is one of the best scouts/ front office men in NHL history. Viagra alternative uk He started out as an unpaid scout for the then expansion St Louis Blues and worked his way to head scout of the NY Islanders and worked with Bill Torrey to build the Islander dynasty and then went on to become the GM of the Detroit Red Wings and lead them back into NHL Stanley Cup Champions. Viagra alternative uk In his career Jimmy D was responsible for the personnel of 7 Stanley Cup Winners.

Viagra alternative uk The one place where Devellano felt was a lost opportunity to win was in St. Viagra alternative uk Louis. Viagra alternative uk The Blues at the time were managed by Lynn Partick  and Scotty Bowman, viagra alternative uk two hockey legends  but the reason why in Jimmy D’s view the Blues didn’t win the Cup was due to Sid Solomon III, viagra alternative uk the son of the Blues owner Sid Solomon. Viagra alternative uk Here is Devellano’ view of life with a son who knows nothing about a sports team he inherited:

Viagra alternative uk {When I first got to St. Viagra alternative uk Louis in 1967 there were two pretty good hockey people already there, viagra alternative uk by the names of Lynn Patrick and Scotty Bowman.

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Viagra alternative uk That St. Viagra alternative uk Louis Blues team might have one day become a great organization and the Blues might have eventually won Stanley Cups after starting with two fine hockey people like that. Viagra alternative uk Who knows, viagra alternative uk they could have had a dynasty there after the great start they had in their first three seasons.

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Viagra alternative uk But unfortunately, viagra alternative uk the owners son, viagra alternative uk Sid Solomon III, viagra alternative uk while a very nice guy, viagra alternative uk was awfully involved with the hockey club and was an awful meddler. Viagra alternative uk We couldn’t keep mangers and coaches like Scotty Bowman because of his constant meddling. Viagra alternative uk Sid was a good but he wasn’t a hockey person. Viagra alternative uk He just didn’t know hockey. Viagra alternative uk How could he have? He made his money in the insurance business, viagra alternative uk not the hockey business. Viagra alternative uk He didn’t have a feel for the game.

Viagra alternative uk His interference caused a lot of turmoil in St. Viagra alternative uk Louis. Viagra alternative uk They couldn’t retain good people they had in place, viagra alternative uk like Bowman an (Al) Arbour and it cost them dearly. Viagra alternative uk The Solomons eventually lost their team through bankruptcy and that didn’t need to happen}

Viagra alternative uk Is that not the Mets? Is Jeffey not Sid the IV? It’s not just Jeffey, viagra alternative uk I am totally sick and tired of David Howard, viagra alternative uk who really needs a heaping plate full of Shut the Fuck Up.

Viagra alternative uk The Skill Sets have been very successful in the real estate world that’s what they are good at but when it comes to running a baseball team they are an out and out disaster. Viagra alternative uk They have no clue on how to build a team and they have absolutely no people skills (I should call them the Non-Skill Sets) in other words they are not the Mets but the Mess.

Viagra alternative uk This Mets team has a ton of holes. Viagra alternative uk Starting pitching is the biggest followed by a strong defensive catcher, viagra alternative uk a big corner bat and a solid second baseman. Viagra alternative uk The injuries of last season are a smoke screen to what this team needs to get back to being a contender. Viagra alternative uk Even with a healthy Jose Reyes, viagra alternative uk Carlos Beltran, viagra alternative uk Johan Santana and a rejuvenated David Wright, viagra alternative uk this team still has no grasp of the fundamentals of baseball and a lack of physical and metal toughness. Viagra alternative uk If you were a major league free agent why would you want to play for the Mets?

Viagra alternative uk Maybe the best move the Mets could make this winter is to put up a for sale sign.

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