ALL THAT’S MISSING IS THE MARCHING BAND

There is nothing easy with these Mets. Johan Santana was vintage Santana last night but no Mets game is complete until we have the late inning Relievers on Parade with your Grand Marshall Jerry Manuel. Instead of a warm up jacket and Mets cap, Manuel should wear blue and orange tuxedo with tails, a top hat and sash.

I won’t say J-Man manages scared but this is the problem when you have a lame duck manager, every game is a referendum on his job. Mets beat Highlanders and I expect Ryan Seacrest to pop up on SNY to say the “the votes are in, and Jerry you are safe to advance to the Phillies series” which of course is 100 times more important than the played out Subway Series . Sure it’s good to beat the Taliban of Baseball but the real enemy is making its way up the Jersey Turnpike for three big games.

You have to be encouraged by the pitching match up for the Mets in this up coming series. First, no John Maine or Ollie Perez as R.A. Dickey and Hisinori Takahashi are both upgrades over those two stumble bums, as Dickey will go against Jamie Moyer and Takahashi gets Joe Blanton, then on Wednesday Big Pelf takes on Sissy-Boy Hamels.

There’s no question the Mets need another starter (Mark Buehrle anyone?) but just the fact that Maine and Perez are out of the rotation is a plus as Dickey and Takahashi can not be as bad or worse than the later two.

I hate talking bad about Joe Morgan, as he is one of my favorite players of all time but between him, John Miller and Orel Hershiser they could make you hate watching baseball. Morgan with his “the more runs you score the better your odds of winning the game” analysis reminds me of Chauncey Gardiner. Maybe if John Miller took time away from looking in the mirror while working on his exaggerated pronunciation of Latin surnames (he had to bring up Carlos Beltran just so he could say Bel-TRAN) he’d have gotten the ground rule right on the overly annoying Francisco Cervelli’ 335 ft single, the orange line is just for show John Mi-LLER. The Bulldog doesn’t annoy me but after Morgan and Miller my head just goes numb.

Could the Mets being getting another break with Luis Castillo sore heel? With Ruben Tejada playing well at Buffalo, trip to the DL for Castillo could force a promotion of Tejada to step into the 2nd base position and free up Alex Cora to do his leadership thing.

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  1. I think Cora’s hit was the key to last night’s win. Without that there would have been two huge blown opportunities in the first two innings. But, yeah, I don’t want him in there everyday.

  2. If Luis castillo is on your team he has to bat leadoff. I will say it over and over and over. If he cannot bat leadoff or you do not think he can he needs to go. it’s that simple.

  3. Isn’t it more likely that our penny-pinching Front Office will make J-Man stay around all season to get their $ worth? You have a contract, you stay. 2012!
    I believe in the Easter Bunny.
    I believe in Santa Claus.
    I DON”T believe that any team will trade for Castillo.

  4. Taliban of baseball? Price-LESS! You rock, Steve!

  5. kranepool says:

    Peter, you might walk up to the RF gate at $iti Field and Jerry Manuel will be scaning your ticket.

  6. Wouldn’t it be better to have J-Man turning Hot Dogs like he turns the Bullpen over?

  7. Michael says:

    M y
    E ntire
    T eam
    S ucked

    This weekend and I’m referring to those bastards in The Bronx who let me down!

    Meanwhile tell Jon Miller there’s an opening for a broadcaster in Mexico City. Get on the fuckin’ plane and take Morgan with you.

  8. The Chauncey Gardener line made my whole morning!

  9. kranepool says:

    Much props to you Michael for coming by after your LOST weekend, but for us Mets fans that was just an exhibition sereis the Phuck Phaces are in town and I want a all 3 games but I’ll settle for 2 of 3 by the way don’t look now but here come the Red Sox

  10. Michael says:

    @kranepool

    A display of character is needed every now and then.

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