DEAR JEFFEY SKILL SETS, NO. I DON’T WANT TO BE YOUR PEN PAL

Ok Jeffey, we get it you got some mad computer “skillz” and after years of being neglected it is nice of you to shoot off a message every other day but your missives of non-substance are coming as frequent as this guy from Africa, who claims if I send him my bank account number, Jesus Christ himself will show up at my front door and cook my Thanksgiving Day dinner. Just open a Twitter account like the rest of us will ya. I swear I’ll give you a #FF shout out.

Maybe I’m a little impatient but as much as I am enjoying the AL and NL Championship Series, at this point we all know that Sandy Alderson is getting the GM job so stop with the charade of second interviews name the man to the job and go use your skillz on the keyboard for more important activities like surfing for porn.

I don’t know when it will happen but it will happen sooner than later, Mike Francesa is going to have a Howard Beale moment on the air and will have to be shot with a tranquilizer gun to contain him. Today, a caller who identified himself as a Mets fan, (could have been AJ Burnett too) ranted on how bad Jorge Posada is behind the plate and has slipped at bat. Francesa was incensed that anyone, and a Mets fan no less, question he Jorgies offensive credential and became so flustered that he blurted out “Whozz da ketcher on da Mets who eveah got a big hit” The caller responded “Uhhhh Mike Piazza for one” Game, Set and Match Caller.

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  1. You must be special. I’ve only gotten 2 or 3 emails re: new GM. I’m practicing his signature so I can sign his name the next time I go to the Acela club.

  2. Someone must have slipped “X” into my dinner. I can’t stop smiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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