This photo is paid for by the Twisted Citizens Committee To Bring Back The Old Forty-Duce,
Steve Keane, President.
Hey Bed-Stuy, Park Slope, St Albans and Eastchester, Mayor Moneybags is sorry your streets have not been plowed but there are more important areas of the city that need to be cleared of snow before you folks get relief. The first tourist in NYC that wishes me a Happy New Year will get a punch in the face.
Exhausted from shoveling snow? Sick of the holidays? Depressed that this is the beginning of a long cold winter? Here’s a name that will make you smile and warm your heart, Benny Agbayani.
Add another name to the Mets search for a low risk/high reward pitcher, Chris Capuano .
Adam Rubin’ snitches in Mexico report on Oliver Perez getting lit up again in the Mexican Winter League. Before you say “cut his sorry ass” a caveat, Ollie is holding left handed batters to a .163 BA. He could be one very expensive LOOGY.
So Brett Farve gets a $50K fine for sending pics of his tallywhacker to Jenn Sterger. Sterger’s attorney is outraged, OUTRAGED that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell handed down such a light sentence. After looking at the evidence, Goodell suggested to Sterger to take Farve to small claims court.
See what happens when you become Mike Francesa’s butt boy, as Jon Heyman has become, you make stupid statements that shreds your credibility.