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Fun with viagra There has to be a reason why Sandy Alderson is keeping Oliver Perez around. Fun with viagra  I haven’t look in detail to the Sunday night Mets bowling league but I know lefties (as I am of that ilk) possess a natural curve when they  bowl so Ollie may be better at getting the 7-10 spilt than inducing the 6-4-3 double play? I mean there has to be a valid explanation on why OP has not been DFA’d.

Fun with viagra One theory is that since he doesn’t draw a paycheck until opening day and now that he has proven he’s not starter worthy, fun with viagra a trip to the pen is not really taking innings away from a pitcher that needs work. Fun with viagra I’m sure any appearance that Perez makes will be in a split squad game away from St. Fun with viagra Lonesome. Fun with viagra By keeping him around, fun with viagra Alderson could be waiting until the last possible day to cut Ollie hoping that a team suffering a pitching injury will be soooooooooo desperate they take Ollie off his hands for 50 cents on the dollar. Fun with viagra Okay that’s a long shot.

Fun with viagra The second theory, fun with viagra and I have not seen or heard this one any place so I will claim it as my own, fun with viagra Alderson/Collins give Perez a shot as a reliever. Fun with viagra Perez shits the bed as usual. Fun with viagra Alderson/Collins have a heart to heart with OP and Scott Boras with Alderson holding two pieces of paper in his hand, fun with viagra one is his release, fun with viagra the other an agreement to a minor league assignment. Fun with viagra Alderson makes it known that he has no problem signing off on the DFA along with a $12 mil severance check but he is willing to allow Perez to save some face and show that he wants to work his way back to the big leagues by either staying in extended spring training using a sudden (wink, fun with viagra wink) injury or going outright to Triple A a la Steve Trachsel, fun with viagra thus putting all the pressure on Perez and Boras.

Fun with viagra Alderson is a smart man; he knows OP has no shot of being a reliever so why not give him one last shot at redemption of taking the demotion that he should have agreed to last season. Fun with viagra I mean really, fun with viagra how great is a Buffalo Bison-Scranton Wilkes Barre Yankees Kai Igawa v. Fun with viagra Ollie Perez matchup?

Fun with viagra As long as OP is not on the 25 roster come April 1 its fine by me. Fun with viagra I can see Perez now agreeing to a minor league assignment. Fun with viagra Alderson has given Perez every chance to show he’s not the suck ass pitcher we all think he is and Perez has not shown one iota of hope that he can pitch competitively in the big leagues. Fun with viagra I can see Alderson laying this all out to Ollie and Boras, fun with viagra in fact how great would it be if Alderson made up one of those leather bound books that Boras makes up for his clients when they are free agents. Fun with viagra Alderson could call it the Book of Suck.

Fun with viagra Can’t you see Alderson telling Perez. Fun with viagra “I’ve done everything you requested when you came to camp, fun with viagra you asked for a shot at the starting rotation, fun with viagra and you failed. Fun with viagra You asked to go to the bullpen and that was a disaster as well. Fun with viagra  I’ve held back the fans and media and taken the slings and arrows shot at you and what did I get back? A big bucket of suck. Fun with viagra  So look me in the eye Ollie and tell me why the hell should I even give a shit about you”?

Fun with viagra Enjoy Buffalo OP!

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