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Keeping a hardon

Keeping a hardon A tip of the BLUE Mets cap to The Mets Police for this pic of the offensive Seinfled cap

Keeping a hardon Observations from a busy weekend, keeping a hardon and a happy belated Mother’s Day to all the mommies out there:

Keeping a hardon I went to the Mets-Dodgers games Saturday night as we live a in a time where you can go on your computer in the afternoon and buy and download tickets to a ball game that night in the comfort of your own home. Keeping a hardon I wish the atmosphere at the ball park could be as blissful as purchasing the tickets.

Keeping a hardon The Mets gave out caps on Saturday sponsored by Seinfeld, keeping a hardon now I am a great fan of Jerry Seinfeld, keeping a hardon but those caps that were given out were an embarrassment.  My wife told to stop complaining as what were you expecting for free, keeping a hardon a New Era cap? No, keeping a hardon not at all but they could have spent an extra dollar to make the cap something I’d wear instead of a one that felt and looked like it was made from scrap paper. Keeping a hardon Then to top it off it was BLACK. Keeping a hardon Maybe if they went with blue I wouldn’t have been this upset but really that cap was a piece of shit.

Keeping a hardon We sat in the Pepsi Porch which is my favorite spot of Citi Field but on Saturday, keeping a hardon I felt like I was watching the game on the corner of 42 St and Broadway, keeping a hardon people getting up during play and then trying to get to seat 17 by going through the first 16 seats of the row in the middle of an inning. Keeping a hardon I wouldn’t bitch so much if it was once or twice but this went on all game long. Keeping a hardon  The Mets need to do what the Garden and Prudential Center enforce, keeping a hardon keep ushers near the section entrances and hold people up until an at bat is done then let them get back to their seats. Keeping a hardon And another thing, keeping a hardon is it so hard to know where you’re sitting? How many times do you see some clueless asshole holding four beers standing on the steps of the section with a stupid look on his or her face not knowing where they sit? All you have to do is remember three things Section, keeping a hardon Row, keeping a hardon and seat. Keeping a hardon  How do these people function in everyday life?

Keeping a hardon I tried the Keith Burger on Saturday night and I wasn’t impressed at all, keeping a hardon in fact in my opinion the only food that’s any good at Citi Field is Mama’s of Corona, keeping a hardon Blue Smoke, keeping a hardon or Sausage and Peppers hero, keeping a hardon the rest of the food, keeping a hardon even the highly vaunted Shake Shack, keeping a hardon is overrated.

Keeping a hardon If there is anyone of the Highlander persuasion reading this site (Michael maybe you can explain this phenomenon that I’m about to address and please remember you are excluded from the group I’m about to call out) can you explain why Highlander fans come to Citi Field dressed like they are going to a Highlanders game and root for the Mets opponent of the day? Do you know what kind of dick heads you people are? I can’t even get angry at these morons; I’m just stunned by their stupidity. Keeping a hardon I go to Highlander Stadium but I never wear my “colors” when I go (unless it’s Mets-Highlanders) I always wear my “civvies” and I just sit and enjoy the game and the company as I couldn’t give two shits if the Highlanders win or lose the game. Keeping a hardon It’s not like it just of few of these simpletons that come to Mets games, keeping a hardon there’s so many that we Mets fans look at each other with that puzzled “what the fuck”? look when they stroll around our park.

Keeping a hardon Just to closeout my Highlander fan rant, keeping a hardon last week Highlander fans were ready to run Derek Jeter out of town. Keeping a hardon If it were up to Highlander fans, keeping a hardon “El Capitan” would be lucky to get a paving stone in Monument Park forget a deserving tribute to his career. Keeping a hardon  Fans felt that Jeter was done, keeping a hardon finished, keeping a hardon a detriment to the team. Keeping a hardon Fuck those 3, keeping a hardon000 hits and 5 World Series rings and that first ballot Hall of Fame sitting with his name on it, keeping a hardon Jeter has to go. Keeping a hardon But wait, keeping a hardon yesterday he went 4 for 6 with 2 HR’s and 3 RBI, keeping a hardon so now he’s back in the pantheon of Highlanders, keeping a hardon that is until he goes 0 for his next 15 at bats, keeping a hardon then he’s back to a bum.

Keeping a hardon The more I watch Dillon Gee pitch, keeping a hardon the more impressed I am with him. Keeping a hardon  Gee was called on in an emergency as Chris Young is on the DL with shoulder trouble and what made his start impressive in my eyes was the way he worked out of tough situations. Keeping a hardon Gee looks on the mound like a guy who knows exactly what he wants to do and tries to translate what’s in his head to his arm and more times than not he succeeds. Keeping a hardon He may not be an Ace but Gee will be around the big leagues a long time as long as he stays healthy.

Keeping a hardon Give Sandy Alderson credit for honesty when he says, keeping a hardon “After Dillon Gee, keeping a hardon there isn’t much left” as far as pitchers to called up to step into the rotation if need be. Keeping a hardon Just the fact that Pat Misch was recalled made that statement real. Keeping a hardon Really Pat Misch ? I’m sick of seeing him and Willie Harris as well and while I’m at it throw in Chin-lu Hu too. Keeping a hardon How in good conscious can Terry Collins send Hu up to pinch hit? I’d use R.A. Keeping a hardon Dickey or Big Pelf as a PH’er before Hu.

Keeping a hardon Keith Hernandez shocked me a bit yesterday when he said during David Wright’s at bat in the 9th inning against Vicente Padillia that Wright’s bat speed looked like a guy late in his career who can’t get around on a fastball. Keeping a hardon Hernandez was shocked that Wright could not get around on Padilia’s fastball as he was the tying run at the plate. Keeping a hardon Wright has been bad at the plate so far this season but with RISP he’s been horrendous. Keeping a hardon It’s time for Terry Collins to drop Wright in the batting order and I guess the only thing stopping that move is Jason Bay not hitting. Keeping a hardon I’d like to see Collins us a lineup of:

Keeping a hardon Reyes

Keeping a hardon Murph

Keeping a hardon Beltran

Keeping a hardon Ike/Bay (depending on if it’s a LHP or RHP

Keeping a hardon Ike/Bay

Keeping a hardon Wright

Keeping a hardon Pridie

Keeping a hardon Thole

Keeping a hardon Pitcher

Keeping a hardon On days that Paulino catchers place him 7th and Pridie 8th. Keeping a hardon Hey it’s couldn’t hurt this lineup needs a shakeup.

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