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I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh

Professional cialis You know what I want for Christmas? Just one day of positive stories about the Mets. Professional cialis I just want to read that they are in final negotiation with a player that has potential to be the missing piece to making the team a serious pennant contender or that if you are thinking of going to a Mets game at Citi Field you better get your tickets now as it looks like every Mets game this summer will be a must see or that Baseball America has rated the New York Mets their Organization of the Year or that Kevin Burkhardt has been named as Howie Rose’ partner on the Mets games on WFAN More on that below). Professional cialis Just something I can smile about. Professional cialis PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Professional cialis Every morning I turn on my computer and say out loud, professional cialis “Can’t wait to see what happy horseshit the Mets are up to today” it’s become my morning mantra. Professional cialis Well, professional cialis today if Mets horseshit were dollar bills the Wilpon’s worries would be over.

Professional cialis First there was the story in the NY Times about what you get as a $20 mil minority investor in the NY Mets. Professional cialis I have to say after reading some of these “perks” I’m not rushing out to sell a kidney to raise cash to get these lucrative advantages of ownership:

Professional cialis Access to Mr. Professional cialis Met, professional cialis the team mascot, professional cialis although the degree of access is not entirely spelled out. Professional cialis It definitely means you, professional cialis as a part-owner, professional cialis can schmooze with Mr. Professional cialis Met at Citi Field. Professional cialis It’s less clear whether you could get him to come to your child’s birthday party without a fee.

Professional cialis I love Mr. Professional cialis Met but to tell you the truth he’s not a great conversationalist, professional cialis he never has anything to say, professional cialis kinda like Ed Coleman’s Mets Reports on WFAN

Professional cialis A formal business card, professional cialis complete with the prominent designation: “Owner”.

Professional cialis Only if I can get a business card with a picture of me and Jeffey that says “I’m With Stupid”

Professional cialis And if you are a wealthy doctor, professional cialis commodities trader or real estate mogul who wants to try to swat the ball over the newly pulled-in outfield fences at Citi Field on a Mets day off, professional cialis you are entitled to attend what appears to be an exclusive kind of fantasy camp: “Owners’ workout day.”

Professional cialis Yeah great idea so I hit a ball out over the right center field fence and David Wright drops down in the fetal position sobbing and sucking his thumb

Professional cialis Parking will not be a problem for new owners, professional cialis the document makes clear. Professional cialis A single spot at the ballpark is reserved for anyone who signs on for $20 million. Professional cialis The chance to throw out a game’s first pitch will be an annual privilege. Professional cialis Every minority owner will be assigned a team executive, professional cialis who will be charged with tending to an array of possible needs, professional cialis season tickets for family members among them. Professional cialis The document suggests, professional cialis however, professional cialis that those tickets will cost money beyond the $20 million investment.

Professional cialis Parking is not problem for me now, professional cialis the 7 train “parks” at the Willets Pt station and then picks me up at the same place after the game, professional cialis for $4.50 round trip, professional cialis such a bargain. Professional cialis An assigned team exec? No way, professional cialis I want my own usher, professional cialis in fact I want the fat usher with the long greasy hair in a ponytail in the field level who was telling everyone to leave after the final out of last game of the season just so I can fire the fucker. Professional cialis By the way as a minority owner can I fire and hire people? Forget throwing out the first pitch you can keep all the perks just give me that privilege and you have a deal.

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Professional cialis Moving on, professional cialis it looks like the reports of the Mets shutting down their Rookie League Kingsport team was erroneous; it’s the Gulf Coast Mets who play on the back fields of St. Professional cialis Lonesome that will be axed. Professional cialis Either way this is not good news and just proves that full blown bankruptcy for the Skill Sets is on the horizon as they nickel and dime their way as owners of NYC’s National League baseball team. Professional cialis  When you can’t afford to run a minor league team at the lowest level of pro ball it’s really a cry for help.

Professional cialis Pretty soon all they will close all the concession stands at Citi Field and every game will feature a Pot Luck Dinner. Professional cialis Bring your own plates and eating utensils too.

Professional cialis Word on the street is Wayne Hagin will not be back in Mets radio booth next season. Professional cialis Hagin is a nice guy but I won’t miss him and I doubt many other Mets fans will either, professional cialis he just did not click with the fan base, professional cialis a fan base I might add that is spoiled due to the great announcers of Mets games over the years (no not you Lorne Brown or you Steve Zabriski) the names being mentioned to replace Hagin are Sirrus/XM’s and former Mets GM Jim Duquette who is terrific on MLB Radio, professional cialis Ed Coleman (thumbs down) Chris Carlin (no thank you) and Billy Sample ( no Mets or NY ties so no way)   but the man I nominate to work side by side with Howie Rose is Kevin Burkhardt. Professional cialis Burkhardt is currently the radio play by play voice of the Dallas Cowboys and has been with SNY covering the Mets as an in game reporter, professional cialis studio host and play by play man as well. Professional cialis  With all due respect the gentlemen mention in the NY Post article for the job, professional cialis Burkhardt’s name should be at the top of the list.

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