ALL HAIL TONY B FOR HE IS GOOD

The Phil-A-Nista’s are dozing off after scarfing down  a bunch of soft pretzels with mustard and a case of Schmidts. I don’t know what was worse the stench of cooking scrapple  or watching ROCKY movies all day but just as I was about to tell them to shoot me the BLUE and ORANGE phone rang and it was my man Tony Bernazard.

I don’t what Tony B said to them but the lead Phil-A-Nista I believe lost control of his bowels and his second in command pissed his pants and the rest of this rag tag bunch just laid down their arms and pleaded with me for forgiveness.

They have agreed to leave in the morning when the next Amtrak train leaves for Dumpadelphia 

So now I have them tied up and subject to  this on a continuous loop

The site should be back to normal tomorrow thanks to my man Tony B  and the Brenazard Liberation Army.

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JUST SPOKE TO UNCLE SAUL

The Phil-A-Nista’s just let me talk to Uncle Saul (I could hear Jeffey giggling in the background) and he said he was trying his best to get these thugs from Philly to leave my headquarters but no way could they give in to the demands. Uncle Saul said Iwas lucky that he likes me (the Brooklyn connection is huge) and that Freddie is such a mench that he actually feels bad or me so they will try to do the best they can in ending my time in captivity.

I tried to whisper into the phone to Uncle Saul to call Tony B and tell him I’m in trouble. It’s my only hope.

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LOOKS LIKE THIS WILL BE A LONG STAND OFF

While the Phil-A-Nista’s are busy (thank God I had some old VHS ofThe Mike Douglas Show) They are still waiting for Jeffy Skill Sets to call back. I heard them say he laughed at them about the demand and muttered something that sounded like “good for that asshole” but he said he’d speak to his Uncle Saul who is a big fan of mine (thank you Uncle Saul Katz!) What the fuck is that smell? Oh dear God they’re cooking scrapple.

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