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The All Star break is over and we head for the second half of the season tonight on Pro Baseball Central we will discuss the Mets disappointing first half and what direction this team needs to take which  is one of the great complex question of our time, plus we will monitor the Mets-Braves game live. We will also talk about the NY Highlanders with our guest Rebecca Glass the author of the Highlander blog This Purist Bleeds Pinstripes. Join us live at 9PM EDST on Blog Talk Radio live or listen to the podcast at your leisure at our site or right here at TEKS.

 

After The Used Car Salesman ranted and raved about Manny Ramirez going to the bushes to get in shape before ending his 50 game sentence the Phillies after signing Petey to a $1.5 mil deal was placed on the 15 day DL with a “strained (wink-wink, nod-nod) shoulder. This was done because Petey wouldn’t sign a minor league deal so the Phills skirted the issue with the bogus DL placement. Am I a bitter jilted Mets fan? YES. Yes I am. I’m not rational when it comes with Petey going to the Cheesesteakers I’m the jilted lover who will now try to make his life miserable.

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TIME FOR A PROPER BURIAL

From reading the stories about this weekend’s series with the Cheesesteakers it looks as if Jerry’s Gang really wants to burry the Collapse of ’06 and sweep the three game series from Philly. Not only would that put to rest the awful memory of last year it would also put the Mets up 6 games and put a swift kick in the balls to the Phlacid Phills.

 

Saw this on a Phillies fan site and I had to laugh it’s an exchange between Howard Stern side kick/heroin addict/fat fucking slob Artie Lang and actor Jerry O’Connell on O’Connell’s porn viewing habits:

 

{ Like so many conversations on the Stern show, Howard was asking Jerry O’Connell about his porn viewing habits. Now, just in case you aren’t hip to the celebrity gossip scene, Jerry is married to Rebecca Romijn, who is currently pregnant with twins. Because of that, the former Stand By Me fatty said he hasn’t been getting much sex from his wife lately and has turned to porno to quench his sexual needs. (I apologize if this is getting weird, but trust me, it relates to the joke.)

 

So, anyway, Jerry was explaining his particular porno fetish; which happens to be zoomed-in, up close shots of the woman’s vagina. That’s when Artie chimed in with the hopes of helping Mr. O’Connell out. He goes:

 

“You know there used to be a magazine called Assholes & Pussies? All it showed was close-ups of assholes and pussies.”

 

Jerry seemed intrigued, but then Artie continued,

 

“Well… it was about the Mets.”}

 

HA, HA you pissed stained junkie, we’ll see who the pussies are after Sunday night.

 

Joel Sherman paints a picture of seashells and balloons for the Mets, especially this moment of Schadenfreude about the Cubs pitching staff:

 

{ The Cubs, pretty much the class of the NL all year, have lost five in a row. More important they have lost top starters Carlos Zambrano and Rich Harden. Zambrano was scheduled for an MRI exam of his shoulder yesterday with his season in the balance.

 

Meanwhile, the Cubs finally conceded Harden has “discomfort” in his right shoulder. And in Harden we are talking about a pitcher who was limited to just 13 starts for Oakland in the previous two seasons because of a variety of arm problems. He is slated to start Wednesday on 11 days’ rest. We’ll see.

 

And what made the Cubs darlings to win their first World Series in a century was the depth of their rotation. The Cubs will be a different team in October if their top two starters are Ryan Dempster and Ted Lilly rather than Zambrano and Harden. }

 

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The NY Sun is damn good newspaper but like all newspapers it’s in trouble of shutting down it’s a shame but the time they are a changing and maybe the Sun will stay as a web based paper.

 

If Screamin’ A Smith had said only nerds played Fantasy Sports Games I’d have no issue but when you say only “white” nerds play it then I have a problem. Screamin’ A goes on to say that blacks have better things to do than play these games like have barbeques and socialize, which is strange because I’m as white as rice and I socialize and I even own my own barbeque grill (cause we’re movin on up……..)  it’s unfortunate that Scream A has to stoop low like this to make a point but I guess when your career is going down the toilet you do what you have to do. I like Screamin’ A’s work in the Philly Daily News covering the NBA but his work never carried over to TV and radio (could be the Screamin’ part of his act) but you know what? I’m not mad at ya S.A.S I’ll still split a bag of Cheez Doodles and bottle of grape soda with you anytime.

 

Just to prove that assholes come in all colors, ladies and gentlemen I give you Curt Schilling.

 

Last nights New York Football Giants game was a real snooze fest. The Men of Coughlin could have and should have run for about 300 yards on the Redskins. The G-Men have a stout defense that shut down the Synder’s Sad Sacks all night. Towards the end of the game I was dozing off until the last play of the game when Mathias Kiwanuka went down and was grabbing his ankle in the first OH SHIT! moment of the season. It looks like Kiwi is fine WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Click here and then scroll down, to see the pic of example of the biggest front running fans in sports. Guaranteed you will be seeing a lot of Mets caps and Mets shirts on the streets of NYC  because the Mets are about to become a “NY event” So just a warning to Highlander fans on Staten Island and in the Tribeca/SOHO area of Manhattan and the Bay Ridge/Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn I know who you people are and I know your team affiliations if I see you with Mets gear on I will go Abu Ghraib on your ass. You’ve been warned!  

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WHEN DID JIMMY ROLLINS START A BLOG?

A blog named Philly Sportscast has proclaim the Phightin’ Phills as the 2008 NL East Champs:

{It’s that time of the year again and there is no doubt in my mind that the Phillies will make the playoffs. Last night’s loss aside, (Kyle Kendrick had better get his shit together) the Phils are in place to go on a tear and put the Mets in their place once again.

I understand I am jinxing this team by writing this – count it! – but I see a playoff run in the making with this offense. This team loves to talk about the panic button and that it will know when to push it. Well, that time is now and the Mets need to pay the price for all those smelly fans coming into our ballpark.

Fuck the Mets and their “revenge” – time to do it all over again.}

 

Fuck the Mets? Fuck you! you Cheez Wiz eatin’ asshole

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