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Buy generic viagra india rx First there was the story in the NY Times about what you get as a $20 mil minority investor in the NY Mets. Buy generic viagra india rx I have to say after reading some of these “perks” I’m not rushing out to sell a kidney to raise cash to get these lucrative advantages of ownership:

Buy generic viagra india rx Access to Mr. Buy generic viagra india rx Met, buy generic viagra india rx the team mascot, buy generic viagra india rx although the degree of access is not entirely spelled out. Buy generic viagra india rx It definitely means you, buy generic viagra india rx as a part-owner, buy generic viagra india rx can schmooze with Mr. Buy generic viagra india rx Met at Citi Field. Buy generic viagra india rx It’s less clear whether you could get him to come to your child’s birthday party without a fee.

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Buy generic viagra india rx A formal business card, buy generic viagra india rx complete with the prominent designation: “Owner”.

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Buy generic viagra india rx And if you are a wealthy doctor, buy generic viagra india rx commodities trader or real estate mogul who wants to try to swat the ball over the newly pulled-in outfield fences at Citi Field on a Mets day off, buy generic viagra india rx you are entitled to attend what appears to be an exclusive kind of fantasy camp: “Owners’ workout day.”

Buy generic viagra india rx Yeah great idea so I hit a ball out over the right center field fence and David Wright drops down in the fetal position sobbing and sucking his thumb

Buy generic viagra india rx Parking will not be a problem for new owners, buy generic viagra india rx the document makes clear. Buy generic viagra india rx A single spot at the ballpark is reserved for anyone who signs on for $20 million. Buy generic viagra india rx The chance to throw out a game’s first pitch will be an annual privilege. Buy generic viagra india rx Every minority owner will be assigned a team executive, buy generic viagra india rx who will be charged with tending to an array of possible needs, buy generic viagra india rx season tickets for family members among them. Buy generic viagra india rx The document suggests, buy generic viagra india rx however, buy generic viagra india rx that those tickets will cost money beyond the $20 million investment.

Buy generic viagra india rx Parking is not problem for me now, buy generic viagra india rx the 7 train “parks” at the Willets Pt station and then picks me up at the same place after the game, buy generic viagra india rx for $4.50 round trip, buy generic viagra india rx such a bargain. Buy generic viagra india rx An assigned team exec? No way, buy generic viagra india rx I want my own usher, buy generic viagra india rx in fact I want the fat usher with the long greasy hair in a ponytail in the field level who was telling everyone to leave after the final out of last game of the season just so I can fire the fucker. Buy generic viagra india rx By the way as a minority owner can I fire and hire people? Forget throwing out the first pitch you can keep all the perks just give me that privilege and you have a deal.

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Buy generic viagra india rx Moving on, buy generic viagra india rx it looks like the reports of the Mets shutting down their Rookie League Kingsport team was erroneous; it’s the Gulf Coast Mets who play on the back fields of St. Buy generic viagra india rx Lonesome that will be axed. Buy generic viagra india rx Either way this is not good news and just proves that full blown bankruptcy for the Skill Sets is on the horizon as they nickel and dime their way as owners of NYC’s National League baseball team. Buy generic viagra india rx  When you can’t afford to run a minor league team at the lowest level of pro ball it’s really a cry for help.

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Buy generic viagra india rx Word on the street is Wayne Hagin will not be back in Mets radio booth next season. Buy generic viagra india rx Hagin is a nice guy but I won’t miss him and I doubt many other Mets fans will either, buy generic viagra india rx he just did not click with the fan base, buy generic viagra india rx a fan base I might add that is spoiled due to the great announcers of Mets games over the years (no not you Lorne Brown or you Steve Zabriski) the names being mentioned to replace Hagin are Sirrus/XM’s and former Mets GM Jim Duquette who is terrific on MLB Radio, buy generic viagra india rx Ed Coleman (thumbs down) Chris Carlin (no thank you) and Billy Sample ( no Mets or NY ties so no way)   but the man I nominate to work side by side with Howie Rose is Kevin Burkhardt. Buy generic viagra india rx Burkhardt is currently the radio play by play voice of the Dallas Cowboys and has been with SNY covering the Mets as an in game reporter, buy generic viagra india rx studio host and play by play man as well. Buy generic viagra india rx  With all due respect the gentlemen mention in the NY Post article for the job, buy generic viagra india rx Burkhardt’s name should be at the top of the list.

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