You have a World Series ring, a multi-million dollar condo and hot blond wife whatÂ else could Cole Hamels want in life? Why a little African kid that’s what.Â Not to be out done by Brad and Angelina or Alex Rodriguez’ stray piece of saggy ass, Â Cole and Hedi Hamels want their own little Ethiopian orphan too.
At first Hedi wanted to adopt Shane Victorino but VictorinoÂ insisted on being breast feed. Then she thought about Ryan Howard but trying to find a diapers for him, Â well com’on.Â Cole Hamels felt a bit uncomfortable with Jimmy Rollins begging to be the baby to Hedi being the babby’s momma so it’s off the Africa to find a newborn.
Hey some guys use their World Series check to buy aÂ Porsche some guys buy African babies.