
I guess I should be more sympathetic towards Highlander fans who have to sit in a cold nasty drizzle for opening day, but since I know not one of them would show us Mets fan any sympathy fuck ‘em let them freeze.
So as I wait for tomorrow night’s 7:05PM real opening day in South Florida, I guess this would be a good time to make my season predictions,
NL East
Chipper’s Chumps
Phuck Phaces
The Amazin’ New York Mets
Minnows
D.C. Follies
NL Central
Brewskies
Dusty’s Red Legs
Bird Brain Genius
Residents of the Friendly Confines
Bucos
McLane Gang
AL West
Height-Asbury Freaks and Beards
Hollywood Bums
Box O Rox
Friars Club
Snakes in the Sand
Wild Card
Phuck Phaces
NL Champs
Chippers Chumps
NL MVP
Ryan Braun
NL Cy Young
Tim Lincecum
NL Rookie of the Year
Freddy Freeman
NL Manager of the Year
Terry Collins
AL East
Team Dirty Water
Men of Maddon
Bronx Bastards
Ontario Audubon Society
Bucks O’s
AL Central
South Side Loco’s
Grady’s Gang
Motor City Cats
Midwest Monarchs
Woe is Wahoo
AL West
The Ghosts of Cornelius McGillicuddy
Ryan’s Express
Hello Halo’s
Space Needlers
Wild Card
Men of Maddon
NL Pennant
Team Dirty Water
AL MVP
Evan Longoria
AL Cy Young
Jon Lester
AL Manager of the Year
Joe Maddon
World Series Champs
Team Dirty Water
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